I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information .

• Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
• Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
• That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
• A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
• I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information .
• I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life … Procrastinating and rationalizing.
• Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius.
  Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you?
  Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
• Calvin : You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
  Hobbes : What mood is that?
  Calvin : Last-minute panic.
• “Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? …I gotta get my life some writers.”
• H : “What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame?”
  C : “I’d choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy fame and power. That way you’r have it all and be really happy. Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.”
  H : “I suppose thats *one* way to define it.”
  C : “The part I think I’d like best is crushing people who get in my way.”
• “What state do you live in?”
  “Denial.”
• - Miss Wormwood & Calvin“This article says that many people find christmas the most stressful time of year.”
  “I believe it. This season sure fills *me* with stress.”
  “Really? How come?”
  ” I *hate* being good…”
• I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life’s problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don’t you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don’t you think?
• Hobbes : “It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million muders on television.”
  Calvin : “I find that very disturbing…it means I’ve been watching all the wrong channels.”
• H : “What are you doing?”
  C : “Being cool.”
  H : “You look more like you’re bored.”
  C : “The world bores you when you’re cool.”
• To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
• So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
• It’s only work if somebody makes you do it .

My Happy Ending

I guess I know y I was feeling blue all day long yesterday. yes its coz of Him. I was as usual missing him. but I was acknowledging the fact tht I was missing him. I was trying to deny my feelings 4 Him.

I donno y he did wat he did to a beautiful relationship. He was everything that i wanted. I thought we were meant to be. But I guess I was wrong. Coz u killed it. U stifled it with ur vry own hands. U have a heart or a stone? U r so cold indifferent n cruel. Were u pretending to be in luv with me all this while? Was it all an act? U have gr8 acting skills,Ashi. U completely fooled me. U deserve an award for thewonderful play acting. It is nice to know u were there for me. Thanks 4 acting like u cared 4 me.Thanks 4 watching me making a fool out of myself. Thanks for letting me know u r done with me. I wish u had the insight tht “it wont work out” earlier. U had no right to keep me hanging on a breakable thread.

U r a big show off Ashi. even ur frnds acknowledge it. I donno wat sadistic pleasure u get making ppl fall for u n then leaving them wen u r done with them.And maybe I am a bigger masochist than u tht I keep hankering after u, yes even after all this while. Laughable is nt it?

Yes. It is. But Ihave completely lost my head the day I fell for u.I still dont y I love u so much. My frnds keep asking me y I am so much in love with u?All I know is that everything tht I wanted.

I guess this relationship was heading towards a doom frm the very beginning. U never trusted me. U were always hiding things frm me. Trust , the most important thing in a relationship was missing. I thought i knew u more than anyone else. I thought I knew u more than ur selfish frnds. I thought u werent like ur selfish frnds. But I guess its true wen someone said “a man is known by the company he keeps”.

But there is no point playing a game of balmingu 4 everything now. I had my faults too. my gr8test fault was tht i cud see thru u wen everybody else cud see wat u were. i steadfastly held on to my believe in u. I have stopped trusting ppl now ,Ashi.

its one lesson I wont forget so soon . Thanks for initaiting me into the real world. I was living in a dream land,cut off frm the harsh realities of life. now thanks to u I know men like u do exist. thanks a lot 4 the memorable lesson . Thanks for my “happy ending”.